And that just about covers everything!

Chaos doesnt begin to describe how much went wrong on this one train ride.

And yet, the ride wasnt all about nuttiness.

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Credit: ABC/Kelsey McNeal

Some trains just go nowhere or something like that, anyway.

(Phil even writes fan fiction based on it.)

Either way, as he puts it, Itll be I do, I do Im done.

In other words, its a win for Jay!

First, she switched seats, allowing Alex to meet her false beau.

Who knew geography included trivia on horseshoe turns in railroad tracks?

And yet, she tolerated Haley and only passive-aggressively egged her on.

Best Out-of-Context Screencap

Did Everything Turn Out Okay?

Although, in his case…its really best everythingdidntturn out okay.