There are currently still no actual mistresses on this show
Welcome back fellowMistresseslovers!
Meanwhile, Harry is back from his jaunt abroad becoming a celebrity (*) chef.
I have one wish for this season and that is the show will stop separating Joss and Harry.
Credit: ABC/Mitch Haaseth
Because its all a bit fizzier and bright when were with these two, right?
(Also, they get the best lines which I will get to a bit later.)
April and Marc have relocated to what we are supposed to believe is a smaller, less expensive house.
Looks pretty good to me.
(I dare you, show, to make this a plot point.)
Question: Did we know he had musical aspirations?
Last I checked he was the best sous chef in all the land.
Hmmm, I am unconvinced.
April was inspired, we learned, by Karen.
And, boy, Karen sure has accomplished a lot since we last saw her.
(A+ work there,Mistresseswriters.)
Best line:There were a lot to choose from.
Like, Barbara Rutledges Was that guy really wearing a caftan and a wig?
to Joss or Joss not knowing if it is a shark or a salmon that is always in motion.
Best explaining the absence of a a character:A tie!
Between Alec being away for Doctors Without Boarders and a random aside about Calista getting out of the hospital.
Fair thee well, season 3 friends.
Number of timesSaviis mentioned:Zero.
Incredible she isstillholding such a grudge, right?
Number of times those candles were mentioned:3.
Number of mistresses onMistresses:Zero.
But, theres always next week.
