Not so fast, as this week seesseveralGhosts of Boyfriends Past come haunting and not necessarily with great results.
Karen: Who was the mystery person waiting for her in the hallway?
Sounds great, right?
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Nope, turns out hes already remarried to a lady name Faith.
Hes also moving back to Los Angeles.
They get into a fight and he storms out.
Also, does this seem like the Alec we used to know?
(Also, also, Alec keeps talking like hes Batman in a V-neck and its really distracting.)
They all get bracelets to remember whats important.
Everything is super fancy in Vegas, and Jonathans showering Joss and Harry with champagne and poker chips.
Joss is a little wary about what strings might be attached, but Harrys attitude is basically: Weeee!
Shes still unsure, but then gets jazzed about the idea of getting married while theyre there.
Joss runs upstairs to change and comes upon said nephew arguing with his girlfriend in the hallway.
Its pretty bad and the nephew is being pretty awful.
NEXT: Why Joss, why?
When she gets back to Harry, shaken, she doesnt tell him what happened.
Ugh, why Joss?
Of course, Harry is all understanding… but ugh, why Joss?
Joss goes to see Jackie, her fight-club teacher, to tell her what happened.
Theres a big Joss blowout coming and boy, itsnotgoing to be good times when it does.
Luckily, Joss and Karen are like, uh, thatsyourissue (thank you, show!)
and generally tell her to check herself before she wrecks herself.
Meanwhile in April-land, we have a totally boring plot involving Lucy and a church fundraiser.
Ugh, must I recap this?
I suppose so: Lucy is basically having a teenage dont-put-your-religion-on-me freak-out and goes to Marc for help.
But when Marc actuallydoestry to lend a hand, April gets all mad and doesnt want him interfering.
This story line is the worst.
Wrong: Turns out Taco Guy is Scott, Josss ex-fiance.
He goes to the fridge and sees the pictures of the happy couple.
Understandably, he freaks out and abruptly takes off, leaving Kate to freak out about what just happened.
Kate loses it and tearfully confronts Scott outside the hospital.
Kate goes home and cries harder than anyone has ever cried while watchingSplash.
But come on: We all know this is not the end of Scott.
(There is no mention of his shoe fetish, either.)
Lucy: Shes like Mussolini in a maxi dress.
