Welcome to a Very Special Episode!
Apologies for the delay on this recap,Mistress-lovers and hate watchers!
Could theMistressescurse be real?
Credit: ABC/Mitch Haaseth
Or was this karma?
I bring karma up as it seems our lady friends are rather concerned about such things.
Lets see where everyone in our mixed-up universe is this week.
But… there you have.
Even Joss has heard of him!
Jason Hughes is in there waiting for her.
(Damn dude, thats an Oscar winner show some respect.)
He asks her to come back on.
Thats because Joss gives a sort of inspirationalLean Intalk about not letting men win.
She references her trainer in passing, and I wonder why we arent following up onthatplotline.
Another week, I guess.
Who could it be?
Im guessing… Dr. Alec?
But well have to wait till next week to find out.
They seem to keep trying though!
Joss starts talking about doing PR for the restaurant and when they get home Harry is mad.
She gets furious and is like, when did you decide this?
She stomps off, and he feels right because theyre already fighting.
She ignores the annoying fact that he is making decisions again without her, and they make out.
When Harry sees the finished piece on the site, however, he is less than thrilled.
He is furious that Joss embellished facts from his past.
She gets mad, smashes the counter like the hulk that we know she is, and runs out.
Man, lets get to Joss rage already!
NEXT: A teachable moment!
Her accent is cute enough!
), so she didnt follow up.
But then, it turns out, Randys married boyfriend broke up with him.
And Randy enjoy your soapbox, my little kangaroo tells her a thing or three.
And to this I say, Sing it Randy!
I cant wait to see this guy.
And now, Im afraid, we must get toAprils story line.
This would be fine except shes aterribleliar.
Its the angriest Ive ever seen anyone wearing a violet-colored hoodie ever look.
When he gets home hes all mad at April for not telling him.
Does anyone remember Richard?
She drives over to Michaels house.
Does anyone own a telephone in this town?
He comes clean: Hes transgender.
He very sincerely tells April that he hopes he didnt ruin anything for her with Marc.
I have no idea.
Kate: judgy AND gives terrible advice!
Marc, much more rationally, is like, Isnt it still an issue?
She goes back to Michaels house and tells him, good news!
She can be his designer.
Michael, sweetly, says he doesnt want to ruffle any feathers even more.
And then Michael, thank the lord, gets mad.
What does she mean of course?
And, furthermore, he calls BS on April not being attracted to him which, good for him.
She says she could never date someone transgender, and he kicks her out of the house.
Number of Savi references:1.
Best Lines:
You arent running for president.
You are a celebrity chef who has never done cocaine.
It takes a lot to surprise me.
April, right before getting surprised
Its like Photoshop with words.
Joss, defending embellishing Harrys background.
