Michael Moore has founda new Charlton Heston.
Police asked the Oscar-winning director to leave, which he eventually did.
… And so, as you may remember …
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I went up and introduced myself to you.
That you werent going to pick on me for something ridiculous.
I was struck by how you, a self-described tough guy from Queens, seemed like such a fraidey-cat.
You and I went on to do the show.
Nothing untoward happened between us.
I didnt pull on your hair, didnt put gum on your seat.
What a wuss, was all I remember thinking as I left the set.
That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me.
We are all Muslim.
