There is a gymnast named Nadia Come-N-Scratch Me
Does cauldron-lighting in the name of global unity give you pause?
Or is that purrform?
(Get used to the puns.
Credit: Marc Lemoine
Theyre not stopping.)
Even if you are not a cat person, you will just sit there and melt and be amazed.
And instead of countries, these cats will represent U.S. regions.
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And lets talk about Alaskas Kristy Yama Cat Chi.
Her night vision is so amazing, she can see Russia from her condo, Sutula deadpans.
We all talk catspeak by the way, she adds.
In the office: Oh my god that was pawsome.
They looked at me like, What?
Im like, Yeah, purrfect.
He throws hissy fits, hes starting catfights, he knocked our little umpire over.
You couldnt have asked for something better.
We think our star in the making is Nadia Come-N-Scratch Me.
You put them out there and they scatter, so thats always a fun thing.
And our big track-and-field event is our meowathon, which we never thought we could pull off.
We have, like, 10 kittens actually running a marathon.
And a little trick: We put them in front of a green screen.
Somebody go through the ribbon or jump over the ribbon!!!
We felt like we were running a real marathon waiting for the finish to happen.
He passed his CAT Scan and he did an amazing job.
But hes in good shape, and you cant wait to see what Hissing Bolt does.
Well, you cant really make cats wrestle.
They either do it or they dont do it.
We got wrestling on the track and field, and we got wrestling for the meowathon.
Kittens dont really like water.
Everybody gets a little stage-struck every once and awhile.
The leader of this whole event is Beth Stern; shes amazing.
Theyre in her hair, theyre on her shoulders.
Purrformance-enhancing drugs are not good, but a little catnip never hurt.
