Alvey gets into business with Chapas, and Nate’s secret is revealed (to one person).
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
But as we know all, getting rid of that pain is next to impossible.
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And thats what makes these people so fascinating.
But its because of this shows mastery of its characters.
Quite frankly, plot cant save a show if it doesnt have a solid foundation in its characters.
And at this point,Kingdomis about as solid as you get.
Sorry, back to the quote.
However, after a few back-and-forths with Sean, he decides to invest.
But thats only bad decision No.
1 for Alvey this week.
2 is responding to a blogger Mario Goldsmith who called Navy St. irrelevant.
Making the situation even worse, Alvey and Sean write their response while drunk.
So basically, all of Alveys bad decisions at the moment lead back to Sean.
I dont care how much I love that Thompson quote, Sean is on my list.
When asked about her birthing plan, she responds, I want whatever you have.
In a perfect world, I wouldnt even know its out until you showed it to me.
Oh, and also, its a boy!
But thats not information that Lisa chooses to share with Alvey.
For some reason maybe she doesnt want Alvey to get too attached?
Real question: Is this the happiest weve ever seen Alvey?
Its rare that we see that smile.
But it doesnt last long.
Alveys response: Oh, so I fed up twice?
Look at the two kids I got: Ones a mute the other ones a fing lunatic.
This might be the most Ive ever loved Alvey (and I love Alvey).
And to top it off, we get this:
Lisa: Just dont be an idiot.
NEXT: How hard is it to lose 30 pounds?
Sadly for Jay, Alvey brings up some good points: If Jay loses, its not great.
And if Jay wins, Ryan gets another shot at him.
As Jay later tells Lisa, I think, f him…and why the f not?
But believe it or not, losing 30 pounds isnt the biggest worry Jay has at the moment.
Given, hes freaking out over her not returning his call forthree hours, but still.
And Laura attending a charity event without him isnt exactly helping things.
But Jay isnt the only Kulina struggling with girl troubles.
For Nates sake, lets hope its the former.
And you know what?
The fact that Alicia finds Keith so charming has only made me like her more.
Basically, if youre cool with Keith, youre cool with me.
I butchered him, but I was in a frenzy.
