Marco Rubio, get that taken care of.
You wouldnt want your hair to make you look ridiculous.
The tone of Fallons Trump speech revolved around the idea that second place was better than first.
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Two is bigger than one.
One plus one is two so basically, I won twice, Fallons Trump joked.
If you dont believe me, look at these example of why two is better than one.
First up,Toy Story 2; clearly the superior movie.
Next up, R2D2.
I never even heard of an R1D1.
Next up, the twins onThe Bachelor.
First of all, four boobs.
Plus, theyre way better than that psycho Olivia.
Is she nuts or what?
Finally, the Minion that has two eyes.
2, Fallon as Trump joked, before adding in another poop joke for good measure.
Watch out New Hampshire: the deuce is loose.
