Nightmares do come true!
And this week, his technology-related offense is arguably even worse.
Jane heads to the kitchen to tell her family that shes finally cracked her novel hooray!
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when they realize Mateo is missing.
A glass of orange juice follows.
It is seemingly dead.
And guess where that story Jane was so jazzed about is?
They flirt, and Lina notices.
Jane, however, does not.
Classic clueless Jane cant see a dreamboat vying for her attention even when hes right in front of her.
Yes, Cinder isJane the Virgins genius replacement for Tinder.
The apps likely namesake eventually found her Prince Charming, so maybe thats a good sign for Jane?
But then again, this is Jane Villanueva were talking about.
When she says she wants to have a meet cute instead of a meet-on-the-Internet cute, she means it.
That doesnt mean she doesnt try, though.
Shes clingy, he texted.
Jane got the meet cute she wanted,andits a cute skater boy.
Maybe Mateo should mess with her computer more often.
Because he has plans.
With hisgirlfriend.Who is, of course, not Jane.
So to give her something to do, he decides to make her his manager.
Rogelio,noooo.Now both her husband and her son have abandoned her.
The thing is that none of them is a bad person for it.
It still hurts Liliana, though.
Luckily, Xo is there to comfort her and tell her theyre all there to help.
She even tries to lie, saying that she was the one who told Rogelio to fire Liliana.
She wont be needing it anymore, she says.
She thinks he should marry Xo.
And judging by an eavesdropping Janes expression, their daughter couldnt agree more.
She was unsuccessful, and thats because the chip has been in Michaels leg the entire time.
Related: This show makes me extremely grateful for all my relatively normal friendships.
Shout-out to my friends for never (as far as I know?)
secretly performing surgery on me at the beach.
Earlier in the episode, she experiences some bleeding and goes to the hospital out of fear.
What if its not?
Petra might be kind of the devil, but at least shes being a sympathetic devil, for once.
He tells her his mothers a monster; she tells him that hes not.
He asks to touch her belly; she lets him.
Just a little bit later, Jane heads to Professor Chavezs office to tell him the good news.
There, he reveals that he cant wait to tell his nephews the story of her triumph.
That means he likes kids!
Jane has a kid!
Then he offers up Isabel AllendesThe House of the Spirits.Allende is Janes favorite writer!
And hes reading it while he eats a grilled cheese at his desk!
And then hes kissing her!
And ripping off his shirt!
And then hes telling her what every woman wants to hear mid-kiss: Your brains are hot!
And this wildly unethical dream come true is…not true.
Not true at all.
Jane awakes from her fantasy, seemingly rejuvenated and definitely turned on.
But inJane the Virgin,this dream is going to inspire some either very steamy or very uncomfortable action.
