The show gets a dose of ‘Bachelorette’-inspired drama, and Rafael gets some surprising news.
I know youre dying to know what happened, so lets jump into it, shall we?
…But then, theres Rafael.
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Hes her baby daddy, has impressive biceps, and he has a hotel fortune at his disposal.
Can somebody say Target shopping sprees?!
Maybe some R&R at home can help?
Her next-door neighbor hello, Kesha!
is making a hell of a lot of noise playing with her band next door.
Then, all of the sudden, Team Michael has the advantage.
Michael is over at the house (as per the usual) and looks super cute cuddling baby Mateo.
Well, hes definitely over it.
So yeah, Im in.
And thats about where I melted.
Men + babies = I cant deal.
But seriously, why bother?
In the words ofBacheloretteJane, Give him the rose!
NEXT: Is a rose ceremony in the cards for Jane?
After all, why else would she be avoiding soft cheese and alcohol?
Rafaels response to Luisas question about the fathers identity is pretty hilarious.
I feel sorry for that poor sucker.
What do you really want?
His response is textbook perfect.
You want to know what I want?
To just be a regular Thursday instead of the first time all week Ive been truly happy.
I love you, Jane.
I never stopped loving you.
In the words ofBacheloretteJane, why cant she just marry him and have sex with him forever and ever?
This episode isnt all about roses and champagne and romance over waffle fries, though.
at Rafaels place, shes perturbed at the sight of a cop car parked outside.
You go, granny!
Seriously, what is a girl to do when shes in love with two men?
Methinks that may not have been Janes best move to date.
I am why she took him, Michael says of Rose.
She knew Id do anything to get him back.
Not quite, says Jane.
By that logic, its my fault too.
Im the reason Rose knew how you felt about me.
NEXT: A major clue, revealed
This is whereJanes trademark flashback sequences come in handy.
One thing let to another, and Jane found herself telling Roseerrrythingabout her complex relationship with Michael.
Jane recounts this to Michael, who has a flash-of-brilliance moment.
Could that wine bottle be the key to figuring out Roses current whereabouts?
Finally, we have a place to start looking, says Michael, all earnest and cop-like.
Im not worried about it.
Who knows you better, me or Rafael?
So I know youre not really in love with him.
Youre just in love with the idea of family.
Back in Miami, Rafael takes a call at the office.
Rafaels reaction is of simultaneously shock and rage.
And since Petra is definitely pregnant, Rafael is, as the narrator puts it, one poor sucker.
Burning questions, stray observations, and memorable one-liners:
