Plots, plots, plots, plots!
Its a coping mechanism.
A key survival trait.
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Show me someone who always tells the truth, and Ill show you a weirdo.
But maybe the most dangerous lies are the ones we tell ourselves.
So if everyone is lying, whats the truth?
Well thats the beauty of an expository ep: The characters will tell you!
(But, like, without the brain eating.)
Then Blaines henchmen fortuitously capture Major the Chaos Killer trying to hit one of their customers.
Especially Blaine, who gets his sadistic father Somebodys gotta make the obligatorypopsicle joke, right?
When did it get so highbrow in here?
back just in time to torture him as payback.
We did get a hefty dose of Blaine building in this episode, and I really enjoyed it.
While everyone else was delivering lengthy plot diatribes, they let Blaine be Blaine.
Which was quite lucky for us, considering this weeksiZombiewas light on zingers.
That his soulless father didnt look the other way as much as encourage it with glee.
For this, Frau Bader got over $100 million in his will.
Paybacks a bitch, aint it?
NEXT: Watch out for Drake, Liv!
Perhaps she senses that hes one of Stacey Boss bad guys?
Everything seemed just alittletoo neat.
So is this just another lie?
Were we fooled into believing that the solutions were all so clear and easy?
And this wasnt expository all along?
Perhaps it was a sly wink at the fact that her family has all but disappeared from the show.
Clive:Ill run this by Bozzio.
Ravi:If she bears your children, youll start using her first name, right?
Rise and shine Major Bummer.
Blaine
Blaine:Should we see what he wants?
Don E.:I sure dont want my hole to go to waste.
Blaine:Yeah, Chief.
Thats what she said.
Drake:Feel that?
Liv:Its not a tumor.
You could have it removed but then youd only have a 5 pack.
D Rad got attacked by a drunk bachelorette.
Girl nearly took his eye out with a penis straw.
Drake
Whats that Missy Elliott song?
Cerebellum, Dont Fail me Now?
Liv
We have to get you out of here before Dr. Zaius catches us.
Blaine (So much joy from thePlanet of the ApesandGame of Thonesrefs.
Are you ready for your close-up, Poppy Dearest?
Episodes feel empty without her.
