An erotica writer’s brain supercharges Liv’s libido
Is it hot in here?
Its like they injectediZombiewith a bunch of horny teens.
On tonights episode, Livs in the mood for love, simply because anyone is near her.
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(Interestingly enough, no love for Major.)
(And not just because shes listened to Kristen Bell reading Graces audiobookUpright Position.)
But it seems shes not the only one cant keep it in her pants.
That is, when hes not ratting out bad guys to help his cause.
Even though Peyton is taking the highway to the Danger Zone, Im still glad shes back in action.
We havent really addressed the fact that Zombie-ism could very well be an STD.
Seems like everyones dancing around the issue but Peyton and Blaines horizontal dance is the real situation.
Given Blaines countdown back to the undead, and the poor white rat, should we be worried?
I wouldnotwant to be around when Ravi finds out.
Just say when, he flirts.
Cut to their hot and heavy dinner date.
Major, however, is on the brink of disaster.
Clive and Dale start tracking the GPS of Minor, a.k.a.
So, basically, everyones getting it on except Ravi and Major.
Have you guys ever wrestled?
Liv asks at one point.
If you do wrestle, film it.
Maybe theres a chance for the two of these gents, after all!
This is on you, Clive says, as they let Blaine go free.
Poor Peyton, she finally catches a break and a new beau and a B-plot!
Cut to Liv, slowly walking into her bedroom.
says a presumably naked Drake curled up in her bed.
Everything is definitely not okay.
Choice cuts:
Liv: Ravi figured it out, and hes super desperate for an Atta boy.
Clive: Atta boy.
I love love love lovelovedthe little homage toVeronica Mars.
Ive always felt a sort of connection to her.
The Thomas-verse knows no bounds.
Liv: Honey, Im home.
[Looks at his butt, slaps it.]
Ive been a bad morgue attendant; Ill understand if there are punitive measures.
Ravi: Liv, did you eat a librarian in a porno?
Ravi: Think about something sacred like your mom or something gross like Margaret Thatcher.
What do American boys think about?
Liv: Baseball, I guess.
Hes got these thick biceps that stretch the cottony limits of his T-shirt.
Liv
It sounded like a man whos never used this app in his life trying to mansplain.
Dale
I didnt ask if youd ever been arrested.
I asked if youd ever been handcuffed…
I roofied you with horny librarian brain.
Liv
We cant all look like we were created in a lab by 14-year-old boys, can we?
Blaine to Peyton
I should head home and take a Silkwood shower Peyton
