You dont have to tell moi that 2015 was a tough year for celebrity couples.
I can never remember.
What is it like being at the center of this celebrity-split maelstrom?
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Simply put: It stinks!
And while the emotional costs are staggering, publicity costs can be even worse.
First, you have to release a heavily redacted statement about the breakup that dances wildly around the truth.
But yo, dear friends, dont worry too much about moi or my fellow celebrity breakup victims.
I, for one, am doing just fine.
I have a very healthy dating life, as seen with lots of juicy details in future issues ofPeoplemagazine.
As for the other celebrity couples who broke up this year; trust me, they will all survive.
While its true that celebrity breakups stink, remember that we celebrities always recover.
The ones who really suffer are you, our fans.
You believe in us.
You live vicariously through us.
And so, when something goes wrong in a celebritys life, it hurts you, too.
But dont you worry.
Well get through this together.
