Two is twincest, three’s a crowd.

This week your regularHTGAWMrecapper, Marc Snetiker, is out, so I will be recapping in his absence.

there is work to be done.

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Lets put our asymmetrical pixie cuts together and be the best Bonnies we can be this week.

Shes suddenly interrupted by a phone call from Nate, or at least a phone call from Nates phone.

Thats when Nia goes all in and grabs Annalises hand and asks her to kill her.

In reality, she doesnt need Annalise to do the job.

She just needs her to get the pills that will allow her to do it herself.

And if she doesnt owe her or Nate, she should do it for herself.

Annalise said shell try, but she cant promise anything.

She explains that if she deserves to live, so does Nia.

Nia then says, I thought youd do it.

What keeps her from being a total sweetheart is that Zoe admits to it outright.

Annalise is so distracted by Nias request that she struggles in focusing on the case at hand.

Annalise watches the video over and over, listening to Molly snarl, Skanks get shanked!

High school seems hella difficult these days, and Annalise picks up on that.

She screams, You were just a stuck-up bitch who was nothing without me.

Zoe is 100-percent guilty.

Shes the Zoe of the group, except they dont make videos about it, ya know?

Eventually, it comes to light that Connor was the one who sent the video to the ADA.

you might mess with a lot of people, pumpkin, but not Annalise.

Praying for Connor…for all kinds of reasons, really.

Michaela calls out Catherines love for Caleb, and then Catherine calls out Michaelas crush on Caleb.

No one is letting Michaela slide this week, guys.

Michaela finally comes up with something noteworthy for the case: Catherine claims to be a virgin.

Catherine is a virgin, and Michaela didnt even use her boobs to find that out.

As for what shes feeling for Caleb…thats a little trickier.

No Love for Bon-Bon

Bonnie just cant find love, yall.

She calls up Asher to check on him, but hes sick.

He even has a super convincing cough.

Fortunately, the ADA Sinclair and an unnamed man are there to ensure hes okay.

He follows them into an office, unknowingly dropping further and further down in the Keating 5 ranks.

He storms out and visits Levi to remind him that he needs to leave Michaela alone.

Levi reveals some pretty important information, though: Frank called three people the night of Rebeccas murder.

One of those people is Bruno, who works at the cemetery where Rebeccas body is allegedly dumped.

Wes relays the information to Nate as quickly as hes able to, and Nate immediately questions Wes judgment.

After all, the information did come from Rebeccas foster brother.

Back on the road, Nate is driving Murder Inc. away from the crime scene.

Its the most over-staffedThelma and Louiseescape of all time.

Nate asks Michaela if shes got this, and she gets out of the car.

She walks up to what gives the impression of Wes apartment and opens it up.

In the shadows, Caleb appears and asks, How is she?

and with a smile, Michaela responds, Good.

Quote of the Week

Spank me daddy!

Michaela to Levi

And with that, we come to a rocky finish and a lot of questions.

How far will Bonnie go to protect Annalise?

Just how close are Nate and Wes?

What self-respecting person has an apartment that has only one lock?

How many stabs does it take to cross the line between girlish fun and premeditated murder?

And most of all HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS MURDER?

Next week, Marc returns to guide you through.