A kidnapping, a DNA test, a gun, and the crazy theory to link it all together.

So, I was right.

And then I was wrong.

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Turns out, it wasnt a kidnapping.

He just wanted totalk!

(This is coincidentally how all of my Tinder dates go.)

Philip swears his birth parents live in Iowa and he bears no relation to the rich folks.

So, Annalise asks him what he wants.

Silence cant be a good thing in a murder case, right?

Theyre seduced by the idea of ending it all, and can you blame them?

), and a triumphant emergence from the other side like a British songstress crooning hello.

NEXT: The time on the plea deal is ticking… Until Catherine arrives at Sinclairs office with her own plea.

She wants 10 years in jail and Caleb goes free.

WHY, BOO!?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

Philips DNA is a match, and hell get charged for this murder instead of her, right?

Now, we need to talk about Catherines art for a second.

What if she killed them?

Theyre like a serial killing Bonnie and Clyde with less bank robberies and moreWarcraft.

For real, though, I have a better theory, and its probably going to piss you off.

NEXT: Who shot Annalise?

And why is everyone so horny again?

Not sure just what that means, but people are coming for Annalise, to be sure.

BONNIE:She wont talk to Asher, and in fact, she wont talk to anyone.

So they have sex in a classroom.

Neither seems to have much motive in the Fancy Mansion.

MICHAELA:Shes earned Calebs trust and has direct reason to believe that Catherines guilty.

WES:Hes got the gun in hand and the cloth to avoid fingerprints.

So, did he do the shooting?

Or did he pick up the gun in the aftermath?

On Murder Night, Bonnie pushes Sinclair off the balcony and says its already agreed.

Wes has a gun.

Frank has Catherines unconscious body in his car.

Nate picks the kids up.

Michaela goes to Calebs house.

Everyone has been frantic, sure, but have you noticed what theyhaventbeen?

Theyve been panicked and theyve been pressed for time, but dont mistake that with the horror of unpredictability.

I think Annalise ordered one of the kids to shoot her and run.

Maybe its even Michaela or Laurel, though the clues on Murder Night havent suggested as much.

Why are Frank, Nate, and Bonnie so readily mobile?

Why does Caleb not seem surprised to see Michaela at his doorstep?

Thats where Ill leave you this week.