RUNAWAY ROYALS!
ANIMAL ATTRACTION
Are your heartstrings easily pulled by a puppy?
Prefer to see multiple dogs at once?
Hallmark
Do you find deer dear?
Wait, wait, let me guess more of an equestrian?
you oughta see a photo fromRodeo and Juliet?
Hallmark
One gift horse, ready to be looked in the mouth …
Okay, moving right along …
CLASSIC SITCOM PARENTS REUNION ALERT!
Mom and dad are getting back together!
Eike Schroter
(Sorry, no Michael J.
(Sorry, no Jaleel White.)
(Sorry, no Megan Fox.
Look it up she played their daughter!)
BLIZZARD OF AHHHS
Does a little snowfall make you happy?
Not really you want crap-tons of snow.
Lifetime
(Its possible were making that last part up.)
HEIR YE, HEIR YE!
Where theres a will, theres a way to find drama.
Marcel Williams
Our prediction: They bake it til they make it.
Things get a little bitFreaky Fridaywhen a father (William Baldwin!)
and 11-year-old son switch bodies inChristmas Trade(UP, Dec. 12).
Ion
Our prediction: She lives long and prospers after naming her own price for happiness.
SHOP TIL YOU DROP …
INTO A RELATIONSHIP
Personal shoppers are apparently all the rage this season.
Fred Hayes
(Chanukkah movies are not, totalling zero.)
But what if a shopper gives a shoppee the greatest gift of all this holiday season?
(Hint: Its either love or Bose noise-cancelling headphones.)
Dan Power
Lifetime
