Albus, Scorpius, Rose… or even Harry?
We need to talk about cursed children.
And why shouldn’t it shake up pop culture?
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(That number, by the way, is 700.)
It’s certifiablyGame of Thrones-ian in its vagueness, and no less hypnotically perplexing.
There’s no sign of James Sirius, the oldest son of Harry and Ginny.
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Let’s Aloho this mora, shall we?
ALBUS
Why he is:You’ve read the synopsis.
Traditionally, Rowling only ever mentions them with extremely negative connotation.
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The spell on Gaunt’s ring.
Even Rowling’suse of itanswering a fan’s question last summer is unconvincing.
A Malfoy in Gryffindor?
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Or, dare I even say it, Hfflepff?
It’s a greater tragedy than Professor Sprout’s wardrobe.
Why he’s not:We’ve seen this narrative before.
There’s a delightful irony to Rose not being able to pull offHermiones legendary Hogwarts performance.
Presently, I’m stumped without any clues to work from.
Ron and Hermione are probably pretty damn fantastic parents, right?
HARRY
Hear me out on this one.
ThinkDeath of a Salesman, with more Pensieves.
SOMEONE ELSE!
Could it be Teddy Lupin, the orphaned son of Remus and Tonks?
Whatever has spawned between Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbott?
Oh, the random possibilities are truly endless!
Feel free to tweet @ me how much you hate my theories until then.
