Jimmy meets the son and granddaughter he didn’t know he had.

Ah, Uncle Jesse is back.

Except instead of Uncle Jesse, hes actually Grandpa Jimmy now but Im getting ahead of myself here.

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He doesnt relax again until theyre been turned away; no children allowed here.

First word Jimmy says in front of his granddaughter?

Well, presumably Fox cuts straight to the opening credits.

Our ears are shielded, but not poor Edies.

He gives Gerald his business card and sends him on his way.

He then asks to hold Edie, calling her it in the process and looking severely uncomfortable.

Which is kind of understandable considering that she withheld the not-so-minor detail that their relationship produced another human.

His main concern during this rant: What if I were gay and I met him at a bar?

Hes a rational guy, this Jimmy.

Sara sassily scoffs in his face, playing the over-protective mom.

Mandarins for suckers.).

Women are complicated, he tells Gerald.

They want men to come in and take whats complicated and un-complicate it.

(Uh, he might actually be better at parenting.)

He goes on to map out the mysterious location of the G-spot.

Jimmy is feeling pretty smug; look at him being a parent!

Edie keeps crying, and Grandpa Jimmy cant get his ducks in a row.

Asian if you got it.

Jimmy apologizes to Sara for being the same old screw-up.

Sara is surprisingly forgiving, so Jimmy takes the opportunity to hit on her.

Sara and Jimmy aredefinitelygoing to happen.

What did you think of Stamos return to television and Foxs newest sitcom?

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