Jimmy must choose between Diddy’s white party and family time at the beach.
Its cheesy, but effective who could resist that hair?
He was just some guy who slept around a lot, she giggles between kisses.
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Jimmy hesitates and inquires further.
Her mother, as it turns out, was a bartender.
I slept with a lot of bartenders in the late 80s, Jimmy says.
And just like that, the mood is ruined.
To determine the winner, Jimmy makes them compose a song for him.
Ravi comes up with a ballad on the spot, but Jimmy declares Annelise the winner regardless.
You dont have to give up your life when you get a family, right?
Somehow this causes Jimmy to think.
Kate Upton probably wont even show up, he says.
She never shows up.
So Family Day it is!
Vanessa stands to the side taking bikini selfies.
Whats up, whats up?
she greets her virtual followers.
Its family fun day, bitches!
On the beach, Saras disdain for Vanessa becomes more apparent with each second.
So Jimmy takes it upon himself to convince his son to hit up Diddys nearby White Party with him.
With Geralds hat removed thank God the two strip Annelise and Ravi of their wristbands.
What up, what up?
she addresses her phone again.
Im at a drum circle getting my groove on.
Wish you were here!
Sara isnt as enthused.
Vanessa, it turns out, was paying a little more attention that she let on.
She goes ballistic, throws the drum in the ocean, and then approaches the drummers with a switchblade.
She cuts two more drums and instructs the woman holding them to throw those in the ocean as well.
The woman complies immediately.
Vanessa is clearly not to be messed with.
Meanwhile, the White Party is wearing thin on Gerald.
When Jimmy tries to talk him into staying, Gerald gives his father a well-deserved admonishing speech.
He leaves the party, and Annelise reappears.
(So are any of these girls gay or mad at their parents?
Its easy to see why she and Jimmy get along.)
Is Jimmy actually getting better at this whole family thing?
Most millennial moments:
I think Ive figured out my five-year plan.
Im gonna make instructional makeup videos on YouTube.
Vanessa
How dope is this?
I love drum circles.
Vanessa
Well, it is really hard to take pictures of your own butt.
Vanessa, after Sara offers to help her become a YouTube star
