Marnie’s wedding day is threatened by rain and passive-aggressive bridesmaids
Grab your flower crowns and PBR!
Light your eucalyptus candles and fill your multipurpose wicker bassinets!
I defendGirlsto anyone and everyone who comes after it.
Credit: Mark Schafer/HBO
So join me and embrace the asteroid:Girlsis back!
And theres something special in the artisanal mason-jarred air tonight.
Its the first new episode ofGirlsunder the real-world knowledge thatthe show will end after season 6.
That knowledge brings with it the question ofWhat WasGirlsAbout?
Is a Jessa-Adam connection more satisfying and realistic?
What should one make of Rays unrequited quest for Marnie Pythons passive-aggressive grail?
Its Marnie and Desis wedding!
A gorgeous upstate countryside affair, marked by pristine meadows and even more pristine tablescapes.
And just verify you run everything by me before its final.
Oh Marnie, I love you.
You are my favorite soap opera villain moonlighting as an event planner.
But Shosh, to her credit, is relatively quiet about everything, at least by Shoshanna standards.
Though dont quote me on that.
NEXT: And then theres Hannah.
Still, she complains about the bride and has claustrophobic car sex with said boyfriend.
If Marnie was born to make demands on her wedding day, Hannah was born to obnoxiously ignore them.
Lets talk about Hannahs new beau Fran for a second.
He seems like a relatively normal guy, save for the fact that his name is Fran.
Hes super awkward in his macho grunt-off with Adam.
Does he truly only have one male friend?
Ray, as always, is responsible for his own undoing.
Will Jessa and Adam go legit?
Will Hannah break Frans heart?
Will Ray inevitably seduce Marnie into adulterous territory?
Will we see an entire episode about Shoshannas life in Japan?
Why does Rita Wilson have a brass knuckle phone case?
Grass-Fed Free Range Sound Bites:
Honestly, you look like a Starbucks cup.
National treasure Elijah
I dont want no big top.
Shoshanna, offering a hot take on circuses
