How would a spoiled upper-crust sorority girl like Shoshanna fare in Japan and on her own, no less?
Pretty damn perfectly, as it turns out.
Its all going great for Shoshanna, and why shouldnt it?
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Shes not near her toxic non-friends anymore.
At the company bathhouse (?
), Shoshannas friends tell her Yoshi likes her.
Were managing you out.
Its like a very light ending of a relationship and a business partnership and like a salary.
(Im sure he alternates between that and some kind of belabored Pikachu reference.)
Its a great thing to hear from a boyfriend if you love him.
Except, Shoshanna doesnt.
She texts Yoshi a what are you doing?
The next morning, Shoshannas packing her suitcase, ostensibly still forced to leave.
She listens to a voicemail from Scott, who cant wait to see her home.
Sorry, Ross this Rachel did not get off the plane.
In fact, she didnt even getonit.
It begins when Hannah discovers photos of naked exes on Frans phone.
Hannah, in turn, is completely offended and asks why Fran doesnt masturbate to her.
He blames it on her inability to take sexy photos, i.e.
Left aimless by Frans forthrightness, Hannah tries to wrangle support to validate that shes not crazy.
She attempts to extract sympathy from Marnie, whos on her honeymoon in Echuador with a probably-always-nude Desi.
How can I put this in terms youll understand?
Like you know a cake is coming later.
All those pictures of your ex-girlfriends can tell you that I love you.
Adam plays a homeless criminal, and Jessa is woefully in love with his performance.
she says, unable to stop staring.
Adams gonna be famous!
Adams gonna be famous!
Suddenly, her cheery demeanor vanishes and she leaves.
Were just friends, she insists.
Im not doing this will-they-wont-they shit.
Certainly, shes just overwhelmed with present guilt and even more overwhelmed withfutureguilt.
Is a Jessa-Adam union inevitable?
SOUNDBITES
Ive literally never heard that.
Its probably a Japanese thing.
Shoshanna, accused of talking too fast
You look like you have a spinal cord injury.
Put some life in those limbs.
Ray, directing Hannahs nude photo shoot
Oh my God!
I love hearing the word husband!
Hannah, preaching the truth
