Lindsay (Arielle Kebbel)

Lindsay shows up seemingly out of nowhere in season 3 as Deans new girlfriend.

And quite frankly, shes way too cheery from day one.

Did she deserve to be cheated on?

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26.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but lets be honest, hes pretty much just townie wallpaper.

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25.

27. Lindsay (Arielle Kebbel)

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Bootsy (Brian Tarantina)

What really is there to say about Bootsy?

He owns the town newsstand and shows up in a handful of episodes.

This list is probably the most thought anyones ever given the guy.

26. Andrew (Mike Gandolfi)

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24.

Madeline Boardman

23.

Samantha Highfill

22.

25. Bootsy (Brian Tarantina)

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Jonathon Dornbush

21.

Troubadour #2/Farmer’s Market Guy (Dave Allen)

The follow-up troubadour may have been No.

2 in playing for pennies, but he was No.

24. Kyon (Susane Lee)

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1 when it came to growing beautiful cukes and getting on Taylors nerves.

A townie of many talents, the unnamed renaissance man brought gorgeous music and gorgeous veggies to Stars Hollow.

Madeline Boardman

20.

23. Mrs. Cassini (Pat Crawford Brown)

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19.

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18.

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17.

22. Reverend Skinner (Jim Jansen)

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Pete the Pizza Guy (Jon Polito)

Pete the Pizza Guys presence inGilmore Girlsis brief but essential.

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16.

The Town Loner

Leave it to the Town Loner to bring the people together.

21. Troubadour #2/Farmer’s Market Guy (Dave Allen)

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15.

Fran Weston (Linda Porter)

Oh, Fran.

She was the sweetest baker in the world.

20. Rabbi David Barans (Alan Blumenfeld)

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14.

And, for the record, its absolutely ridiculous that his name doesnt rhyme with ‘moose.

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13.

19. Kyle (Chauncey Leopardi)

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12.

Samantha Highfill

11.

Samantha Highfill

10.

18. Drella (Alex Borstein)

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Jonathon Dornbush

9.

And a Stars Hollow without its music would be a much emptier place.

Jonathon Dornbush

8.

17. Pete the Pizza Guy (Jon Polito)

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Sophie Bloom (Carole King)

Ummm, it’s freaking Carole King.

Samantha Highfill

6.

But his chill attitude toward absolutely everyone and everything was the best thing about him.

16. The Town Loner

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5.

Gypsy (Rose Abdoo)

You want a car consultation, honest opinions, or pigtail-styling tips?

You go to Gypsy.

15. Fran Weston (Linda Porter)

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4.

Is her character a bit extreme?

Absolutely, but thats what makes her one of the most unforgettable townies in all of Stars Hollow.

14. Taylor Doose (Michael Winters)

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3.

Babette (Sally Struthers)

Babette didnt get nearly enough shine in her time onGilmore Girls.

Madeline Boardman

2.

13. Crazy Carrie (Jill Brennan)

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What is therenotto love about Miss Patty!?

In a show largely propelled by drama, Miss Patty never fails to bring the fun.

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1.

12. Old Man Twickham

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Kirk is the ultimate townie and not just because he shows up and holds jobs literally everywhere.

Lets face it: If Kirk moved away, who would sit in a glass box above the town?

Who would launch the Black, White, and Read movie theater?

11. Lulu (Rini Bell)

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Who would perform various interpretive dances?

And would the town go bankrupt?

Kirk is Stars Hollow born and raised.

10. Jackson (Jackson Douglas)

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Come to think of it: Who are his parents?

And are they named Stars and Hollow?

Grant Lee Phillips (Town Troubadour)

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8. Morey (Ted Rooney)

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7. Sophie Bloom (Carole King)

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6. Tom (Biff Yeager)

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5. Gypsy (Rose Abdoo)

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Emily Kuroda (Mrs. Kim)

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Sally Struthers (Babette Dell)

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2. Miss Patty (Liz Torres)

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Sean Gunn (Kirk Gleason)

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