In the castle, Madalena and Gareth began to plot.
Still, there were plenty of jazz hands to keep us royally entertained.
to show us those abs.
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Off with his shirt, thats the deal, youre a beefcake Happy Meal.
Were going to have to kill you if you sing the freakin song.
It didnt win an Emmy, now its time to move along.
Winters not just coming, hell it came and then it went.
Now its back with this years least-expected big event.
Screw all those Apprentices and every Bachelorette.
And give into the miracle that no one thought wed get.
King Richard
Galavant is gone.
He was a tall drink of water, and Ill always keep him in my spank bank but…
The queen of Valencia
Chef: I really hate the idea of you being forced into marriage.
Im kind of big into womens rights.
Quinn: He really is.
He says hes going to let me keep our first daughter and not just throw them all out….
Chef: One daughter!
Then we leave the rest for the White Walkers.
Made it all the way to the door but my hands were too cold from mixing slushie drinks.
King Richard: Dad said you went to The Enchanted Forest and never came out.
Uncle Keith: [shakes his head] The other way around, kid.
was not the reception Isabella expected.
(It seems that everyone else already knew this.)
And in my dreams I still can taste it.
Distance and time have not erased it.
Because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.
Richard
Isabella: Have you been there all night?
Chef: You never handed me the fing amulet.
Oh, the Dogs Jousting painting.
Boys will be boys.
Self-referential mockery is still going strong with the running joke about the amulet.
Chef and Gwynne play it best as a duo, theyre pure Monty Python gold.
Unicorn wrangler: Unicorns are drawn to children and those who are pure of body.
King Richard: Whats that mean?
Wrangler: Those whove never been with a lady.
King Richard: [unicorn wont leave him alone] This is obviously a fake unicorn.
He makes you look like an ass, ass, ass, ass, astronomical leader by comparison.
Chef
Now its your turn: What do you think of season 2 so far?
