So Gal is dead, right?
A session with the healer Neo, the Miracle Max of Sporin, (Neosporin, get it?
), resurrects Galavant right before Richard and Roberta are about to have their first kiss.
Credit: Nick Ray/ABC
And not only because the weapons are made of chocolate.
Most importantly, though Im not a huge fan of hashtags, #BringBackChefAndGwynne.
he might as well have.
(Note: If you acknowledge youre ripping something off, its still funny.)
Season 2 tends to be heading strongly into a morePythondirection, and I like it.
Time is of the essence, get a whiff of his putrescence
Im detecting notes of veal.
And is that cheese?
Perhaps we ought to pause right here and say a silent Mass.
Go ahead and savor it, we might as well, alas.
Wait I have some gas.
Apples are said to be good for your health!
And theres sparkly fizz in my nethers whenever she is around.
Richard:I just cant believe hes dead.
Roberta:Does seem awfully early in the season for something like this.
Sid:Cant he be mostly dead but not all dead because mostly dead is slightly alive?
Neo:Yeah, thats not a thing.
The virginity unicorn returns!
Barry accidentally sent out a save-the-date for a war from Valencia sent to Hortensia.
Thats SO Barry, am I right?
Roberta
NEXT: Love.
What is it good for?
Love is not a secondhand emotion; its a driving force.
Suddenly, its becoming a bit DDew vs.
I do when it comes to Madalena and Gareth.
(I dont get it either, just go with it.)
And everyone battles onward whilst singing different words to the shows theme song.
Best Song: I Dont Like You
Yes, cat fight!
Finally, agrees Gareth, kicking back in his chair.
Ive been waiting two seasons for this.
To be honest, so have I.
(Interestingly I just realized that Galavant has no main or minor blond female characters.
Surely this is some kind of first for television?)
Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown.
The serf may be up, but Im taking you down.
Enough pleasantry, youre queen presently.
But hon, youre just one of the peasantry.
Kosher as bacon and fakin the funk.
Youll just have to deal.
Oh, Ill deal with you, punk!
Thats not all youve had now, is it?
The whole feudal system has paid you a visit.
Yet its you whos royally screwed.
You think so, ho?
I know so, prude.
Employee of the Week:A week without a new employee is a sad week indeed.
MVP:Madalena, again!
You cant go with me.
Galavant
Prophecys never wrong.
Madalena
Look, weve got a good thing going.
Do you really want to bring dark magic into it?
Mallory Jansen has great comedic timing, and its about time they started taking advantage of it again.
Now c’mon step away from the baby.
You really freaked me out before.
Wormwood
I cant go into battle with you.
Richard, youre not a fighter, and I love you too much to watch you die.
And you will die.
Having soiled yourself with people trying to cut off your head.
People pointing and laughing.
Bloating on the battlefield.
Its going to be hideous.
It can be quite fun, but not for you.
Roberta
But this time with a DDewsy of an ending!
