Best Song: Build a New Tomorrow

Whats that?

You hear echoes of Mel Brooks classicHistory of the World: Part 1?

Hes that good.)

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That would be madness.

Peasant John (Special shout out toMatt Lucasfor killing it in this role.)

Then Id plant some eggs, then a couple pigs, then a yummy chocolate cake.

No, thats not right; besides, any moron can plant a cake.

-King Richard

And that biological sundial of yours continues to grow long.

Isabellas mother

Apparently if a queen doesnt get her beauty sleep, she getsawrinkle.

Rough life, Madalena.

Theres that glowing sword again.

How is no one seeing this?

I get that King Richard is daft, but itsglowing.

King Richard

NEXT: Love is in the air…

Love is in the putrid, medieval air.

and a lovely gesture from Gareth.

Who knew severed ears could be so romantic?

(Spoiler: He fails.)

(Im getting a little sick of this subplot.

They need to freshen it up and get Galavant there quickly.

Isabella really only sparkles opposite her knight.)

I really have a soft spot for this twee little English couple with a penchant for plague banter.

Weve got a snazzy new room with two whole benches

Thats practically rodent free.

Weve got expensive perfume

For all our stenches.

Weve got the classier kind of bedbug species,

Between our new burlap sheets.

Other Best Song: What Am I Feeling

Wow, Mallory Jansen (Madalena) has an amazing voice.

Why dont we get more of it?

What am I feeling?

Is it a feeling?

Could I be feeling somehow?

All this time Ive never truly had one.

Why would I be starting now?

If I am feeling some stupid feeling,

Why cant it just go away?

How can I unfeel the way I feel today?

You know you dont have to do that anymore.

Were officially big pimpin.

Chef

Shes like a sister!

And not the kind of sister you marry!

King Richard

Galavant: Why dont we all go for dinner tonight?

King Richard: Ooh!

Galavant: Yeah, pretty much anywhere at all.