“Our epic tale must end, unless it comes again.
Let’s cross our fingers for a season 3!”
Who knew the only recycled thing this season would be the theme song?
Credit: Nick Ray/ABC
But first, a moment of levity with Chef and Gwynne!
Looks like were all together again.
Our story lines have been far too separated, she says, with the appropriate lip-curl ofGalavant-ian self-deprecation.
The reprise was the best part.
Lets Get Lyrical:
Its a good day to die.
Oh like, this isntGame of Thrones,
Were not going to die.
Lets end this song and grow some stones.
Or will we leave all our viewers with pain and anger,
Just like we left them last year?
Could we just stop once again on a huge cliffhanger?
Probably because hes the Jester.)
Quest Love:
The recap songs over; its time for war.
Gareth
Okay nows your chance to be the dragon I know you’re able to be.
Okay, Ill check in with you later.
Richard
Richard:Why do we need these?
Are we not doing our own stunts?
Galavant:Of course we are!
This is to prolong the dramatic reveal.
Oh, God, its Galavant, with a weirdly large beard.
Madalena
Chef:Heres some potatoes for you babe
Gwynne:These have bugs.
We were supposed to go ziplining.
Who doesnt like ziplining?
Isabella:Still sort of yeasty!
Galavant:And a little bit musty, but we have a lifetime to work on it.
I can do magic!
Im kind of digging this beat, says Madalena a few moments before she and Isabella fight it out.
Now well probably have to go
And get work on some cheap-ass cable connection.
Best Song:Will My Day Ever Come?
Do I ever become the hero
Will I wed the girl I love?
Am I going to get to touch her boobs?
Are we doomed to be completely lame?
Will my star ever rise?
Will my life ever change?
Am I destined to be achievement free forever?
I dont need all my dreams to happen or a bunch or even some.
Will my day ever come?
Im singing a duet with my inner child.
Richard
Kid:Would you like me to write you a theme song, my king?
Young Gareth:Shut up, Menken.
Jester:He knew.
Sid:…I knew.
[Richard nods with a wink, and I laughed out loud.]
Richard:Is the pirate king with you?
Sid:We…couldnt afford him.
Or the leader of the Giants.
Or really anyone else recognizable.
Someones daughters going to get a little whoop whoop tonight.
Richard to Isabellas parents
Madalena:c’mon stop.
You already sang that one.
Wormwood:Sorry, its just ridiculously catchy.
Isabella:Remember me?
Madalena:Oh, dont be so rhetorical.
You know when you presume, you make a pres out of you and me.
Richard
Everyones reaction to Richard as the One True King are priceless:
He was the one all along?
Youve gotta be [bleeped] kidding me?
Madalena
Thats the guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants.
If memory serves, you said something about a wedding?
Not that I need a wedding.
Im all about the deconstruction of the princess myth.
Isabella
Galavant:Will you do me the honor of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant?
Isabella:[pauses] Gary?
Is that short for something?
I guess I always thought your first name was Galavant.
Now boarding B passengers only.
B passengers to the island of Spinster.
Heres a cat and some chocolate.
kindly dont get on that lonely ship to daydrink Chablis.
Richard to Roberta
Madalena:What is that?
Does it hold the dark secrets of the universe?
I can see how youd think that.
He just thinks you gotta accessorize.
Hes also a fashion consultant.
