In other words, its a gender-swapped version of the original sitcom.
But just when theyre all about to leave to embark on their separate lives, they overhear D.J.
expressing her concern over being a single mom to three boys (Jackson, Max, and Tommy).
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We get it, John Stamos:Youre mad.
The best lines:Relax, Mom.
I already know the bad words: darn, booger, and Donald Trump.
D.J.s son, Max
Nostalgia score:10/10.
and Steph are left to fend for themselves… and D.J.s three sons.
The worst part:D.J.
Predictably, her tactic fails.
The best line:Do you really want me to change schools and be the outcast loner kid?
All to move in with the whitest family in America?
The Fullers are like albino polar bears drinking milk in a snowstorm watchingFrozen.
Ramona to her mom, Kimmy
Nostalgia score:9/10.
The episode is essentially a repeat of aFull Houseone where D.J.
and Steph are forced to live together, so theres that.
Also, Jesse briefly returns to reunite with his one true love: fried chicken.
EPISODE 3: Funner House
What happens:Kimmy and Steph force D.J.
and Kimmy can get their Patrick Swayze on in a dance competition.
It works: The two win, and Kimmy ends the night on a high note.
Lip syncing isnt that hard, guys!
IfTim Tebow can do it,so can you!
The best line:What am I doing here?
I won a Grammy!
Macy Gray, saying what were all thinking
Nostalgia score:6/10.
This is less blatantly nostalgia-heavy than the previous two, but its still full of forced callbacks.
EPISODE 4: The Not-So-Great Escape
What happens:Puppy Day starts out strong when D.J.
takes Max to pick out their new puppy before school.
helps Kimmy take a stand and discipline her daughter.
Max presumably never makes it to school but does pick out a puppy.
Stephanie pretends to be everyones mom for impress that guy.
returns to find Stephanie bathing with her baby in a barrel of tomato soup.
Max and the puppies get barrels, too.
This picture of her naked sister and children in barrels will look great on Facebook!
Its on Hawaii, which is where my mom I mean, I went on my honeymoon.
Theres also an Oh, Mylanta!
But with no cameos from the original adults, this is the least nostalgic episode so far.
suggests that her sister is getting motherly, Stephanie breaks the news that she cant have kids.
Meanwhile, Kimmy tries to set up D.J.
with an online dating profile, but D.J.
confuses her first prospective suitor with a plumber.
On a lighter note, Cosmo the dog wears boxers.
The best line:Its not a cult; its a family.
You know, where you wind up like five times a day in a group hug.
Oh my God, Im in a cult.
Stephanie name-checks Iggy Azalea, which might actually qualify this one for a negative score.
Mistaking a wrestler for his brother, Jackson goes into the ring, and D.J.
goes in after him, revealing talents even she never knew she had.
The best part:Max wrapped in pillows is pretty adorable.
The best line:Heres your Dont tell mom Jolly Ranchers back.
Theres nothing like a middle school dance team to give Stephanie a chance to break it down.
Things are less bright for Steve, whos still pining for D.J., even though D.J.
Theyre not kidding when they say this stuff attracts women!
Dude, thats your aunt.
The best line:I hide all my Halloween candy in my closet.
Why would I tell you that?
Because Im terrible at keeping secrets.
Max being honest after Kimmy and Fernando ask him not to tell anyone they were kissing.
Remember when a young Steph attended that party where all everyone did was make out?
Her attempt is unsuccessful: D.J.
overhears and nixes the idea immediately.
Way to be a cool mom, Deej!
The best part:D.J.
The best line:Thank you for not just barging into my home.
Kimmy to Danny, ignoring that she spent her youth barging intohishome
Nostalgia score:2/10.
Their romance isnt dead, after all!
The worst part:Each moment the scarily overenthusiastic Becky spends with Tommy, D.J.s baby.
says it best: You need a dog or something.
The best line:What girl doesnt want a guy who is dark, tall, and … punctual?
The worst part:When did Steve get so pushy and possessive?
The best line:I dont know what all the fuss is about.
Im just a regular guy.
I put on my uniform two legs at a time.
Hunter Pence
Dont you mean one leg at a time?
D.J
Uh, no.
I stand on my bed and jump right into them.Hunter
Nostalgia score:8/10.
Max then blackmails the pair into doing whatever he asks in exchange for their silence.
to consider opening her own practice.
Matt talks her into staying by suggesting that they split ownership 50/50.
Their collaboration is so successful that Kimmy makes Stephanie a junior partner.
EPISODE 12: Save the Dates
What happens:If D.J.
decide that its time to make new memories, they enjoy a fun afternoon playing with the kids.
With that gesture out of the way, Fernando proposes again and Kimmy accepts.
The worst part:D.J.
says of Alanis Morissettes You Oughta Know, Oh, you knowwho that song is really about?
Did anyone want to go there?
tracks down an old choker and slap bracelet and ties a flannel around her waist.
with two dates who each want her to make a final decision.
Kimmy decides to stay engaged to Fernando for now.
As for D.J., she takes theBachelorettecomparisons literally and hands the final rose to … herself.
Everyone is being so mature.
The worst part:Jesse really gets the shaft in this one.
The best line:Well, Im Uncle Jesse.
Jesse and Beckys room is adorned with old pictures of the happy couple, including their wedding photo.
Jesse lets out a mercy!
Joey wears a Detroit Red Wings jersey and makes eyes at Mr. Woodchuck.
Enjoy that voicemail, Michelle.
