A generation raised on ABCs TGIF adored it.

But was it good?

Its lazily constructed kitsch that isnt worth your time or affection.

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The show is built around all-grown-up D.J.

Inverting the mother ships dads-raising-girls premise, D.J.

A warm fable about women supporting one another through a rough passage of life?

A thoughtful idea, but the execution is terribly thoughtless.

Spirited performances are wasted on subpar famcom treacle.

The women are caricatures.

The dead-spouse tragedy and divorce turmoil are barely explored.

The broad, womp-womp comedy is a catalogue of sentimental effects, sanded edges, and dusty scenarios.

Skunks and tomato soup baths.

What am I doing here?

I won a Grammy!

Its also worth noting thatFull Househeadliners Stamos, Saget, Coulier, and Lori Loughlin are hardly on it.

The premise ships them off elsewhere to commence their post-parenthood lives.

Even if you share the love, its just bad TV.

Because the twins dont do nostalgia?

Because they have too much self-respect for a cash grab and a cheap ovation?

Regardless, I resent getting co-opted into this ugliness.

Olsens, you made a quality call.

Readers, follow their lead.Fuller Housedoesnt deserve your devotion.

It deserves a foreclosure notice.

Premiere:FEverything after:C