A generation raised on ABCs TGIF adored it.
But was it good?
Its lazily constructed kitsch that isnt worth your time or affection.

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The show is built around all-grown-up D.J.
Inverting the mother ships dads-raising-girls premise, D.J.
A warm fable about women supporting one another through a rough passage of life?
A thoughtful idea, but the execution is terribly thoughtless.
Spirited performances are wasted on subpar famcom treacle.
The women are caricatures.
The dead-spouse tragedy and divorce turmoil are barely explored.
The broad, womp-womp comedy is a catalogue of sentimental effects, sanded edges, and dusty scenarios.
Skunks and tomato soup baths.
What am I doing here?
I won a Grammy!
Its also worth noting thatFull Househeadliners Stamos, Saget, Coulier, and Lori Loughlin are hardly on it.
The premise ships them off elsewhere to commence their post-parenthood lives.
Even if you share the love, its just bad TV.
Because the twins dont do nostalgia?
Because they have too much self-respect for a cash grab and a cheap ovation?
Regardless, I resent getting co-opted into this ugliness.
Olsens, you made a quality call.
Readers, follow their lead.Fuller Housedoesnt deserve your devotion.
It deserves a foreclosure notice.
Premiere:FEverything after:C