This shows version of Orlando hasnt seen any semblance of the extremely important holiday.
Nancy literally says it aloud without any semblance of tact: You guys have your own New Year?
He has to tell Connie and Big Auntie that he was solely responsible for ruining Chinese New Year 1996.
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No red envelopes from the generous relatives, no fireworks, no pork buns, nada.
A courteous phone call with the man in charge promises a respite from ignorant and uncaring Floridians.
It all started so promisingly upon reaching the Triple-A, Double-O.
Louis notes from the outside of a smoky building.
A palpable dejection sets in over everyone; Grandma Huang is nearly inconsolable.
The next best thing can only be a pizza dinner at the restaurant.
But something special happens.
Everyone bands together to help their caring boss and put on as good a New Year celebration as possible.
Jessica and the kids enter to a loin dance, provided by Mitch and Nancy.
Hector serves the food.
Honey provided the lanterns, stolen from a Janet Jackson video.
Now its time for the weekly dose of nostalgia in these recaps, the90s moments, ranked:
9.
Thats never realized, but fortunately the ticketing agents reaction was a good enough secondary reward.
Not even the hallowed He-Man fortress was enough to swindle his Nike down payment.
BadSimpsonsimpressions:Mitch has been pilfering olives from the salad bar to affix on his fingers.
He takes it a step further to bust out a fan-boy Montgomery Burns excellent thats not even remotely good.
When told to stop by Louis, a sad Doh is all he can muster.Homer is ashamed.
Eddies desired haircut:A New Years haircut is essential to retaining good luck, according to Jessica.
The combination would have broken this recap.
Alas, Eddie only gets a trim by use of Jessicas preferred tool: the vacuum cleaner.
Neither understands her, remaining blissfully ignorant.
Janet Jacksons If music video:Honey claims to have stolen lanterns from this production.
One of Us by Joan Osborne:The song made infamous byDr.
Evils take is sung by Honey as shes on her cleaning/jog.
The slight twang of the electric guitars and oozing easy listening makes this a song aggressively of its time.
Bringing whatever you want on an airplane:Are you traveling with any hazardous materials?
the aforementioned American Airlines employee asks the Huangs.
Her only hang-up was citrus!
