The Huangs each toe their own lines between relationships and business.
The truthiestFresh Off the Boattruth concerns Jessicas personality: She is driven.
Like Honeys ideas and friendship.
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They agree to differentiate friend and business time, even setting it on with an egg timer.
As Grandma watchesBeachesincarnate (Jessica as Bette Midler, Honey as Barbara Hershey) debate open house details.
(Those bangs were terrible though.)
But Madam Xing becomes the main wedge between Jessica and her best and only friend.
Friendship and work partnership: (temporarily) over.
With that working relationship on the rocks, a new one is bred out of necessity for Eddie.
Allisons birthday is imminent, and he needs money to buy a non-flashy yet classy necklace for her.
Or, as he prefers to be called when holding his child Genesis, Earl.
He looks worse for wear at the age of 24, blaming fatherhood and his regular yelling/barking.
It strains Eddies relationship with Allison because he never sees her.
In his words, its aboutprescience, notpresents.
Jessica needed a similar conversation to realize the error of her ways.
The usually unflappable stalwart examines Grandmas chosen path of loneliness and being right.
No amount of oneupmanship and face-crossing-off can make someone feel good enough to push away additional emotional connections.
And, yes, they got Xingd by the fortune tellers household mold prediction.
Good luck with your crazy venture, Barry (see below).
Now its time for the weekly dose of nostalgia in these recaps:90s moments, ranked:
9.
Haikus:Kids first foray into poetry is often the haiku.
Its since become trite.
Dont listen to Dave.
This was not an attempt at a haiku.
Grandma would rather watchGarfield.
Miami Dolphins:The 1995 season was near the end of quarterback Dan Marinos heyday.
Madam Xings prediction wasnt off about the teams secondary: It was supremely meh.
Plus, the team lost early in the playoffs, so her dont bet warning was sound, too.
The 12-year-old is all about East Coast rap, so his hearingFlow Joewith its airy drums is plausible.
5.Lite-Brite Clown:Eddie and Emery want to escape being Jessicas sounding board to finish their creation.
Chalk up a win to the Japanese import.
Hi-C:The juices logolooks like Saturday morning cartoons and runs the risk of inducing a contact sugar high.
This is peak 90s.
Dotcom skepticism:Barrys past gives Louis no confidence in the formers newest venture.
And really: what kind of name is eBay anyway?
Sounds doomed to fail.
SHUT EM DOWN AND OPEN UP (A FLOWER) SHOP.
THATS HOW RUFF FATHERS ROLL.
Forget all the legal issues he would endure.
DMX was perfect as the wealthy eccentric single dad in Orlando who cares for his baby girl.
