In his first suburban Halloween, Louis must stave off the biggest horror: a lame block.
Kids actually get to go outside after dark!
It’s a near-universal childhood and parental experience, a touchstone for families.
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He storms home from the costume store with his-and-hers B.A.
Mr. T) get-ups.
“Don’t you want to experience the one thing white people do better than us?”
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“Begging for candy in disguise to hide your shame?”
“No thank you.”
As for costumes, Eddie sticks with his hip-hop love and rolls as Humpty Hump.
However, both Louis and Eddie’s Halloween dreams are jeopardized upon learning they live on a dead street.
Instead, he has to bring Evan and Emery on his sugar run.
This leaves Jessica alone to stave off the advances of the annoying teens.
She poured in substantial money, time, and dedication into house-flipping she has to protect it.
Thanks to teenage boys' one weakness snide teenage girls, led by Nicole the Huangs are successful.
Revel in your knee-high candy mountain in peace, Eddie.
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This wasFresh Off the Boat’s first-ever Halloween episode.
None of the costumes disappointed, and they warranted ranking.
Jessica, as Mrs. T:Her T-shirt was uninspired, but at least she tried.
Marvin, as Kermit the Frog:The cheese factor was impossibly high.
Trent, as a ninja:Will youpleaseremove that freaking Browns jacket?!
Someone might take it from you, and you don’t want yourother TV dad to get involved.
Brian, as The Mask (again):On the first day of school?
Awkward, but nice.
On Halloween, a month later,andbeing called “Jazz Gumby” by Evan?
Grandma, as Garfield:She brought more life to it than Bill Murray.
Honey, as Ms. Piggy:I wonder what thecostume’s sake/online grid matethought of Honey’s take.
Emery, as the lamb:A classic pairing with No.
1 (below).
But where’s the Chianti?
Officer Bryson, asTMNT’s Donatello:Would not trust Bryson enough to even file an incident report.
To track down a perpetrator due for vigilante justice, promising pizza for pay?
That’s an easier sell.
Besides that, solid costumes!
Walter, as Apollo Creed:NICE.
Rocked the star-spangled gear and was decked to deck the teens, if needed.
Louis, as B.A.
T:This is such a “hip” dad move that mostly works.
But it does spin up the risk of annoyed “Daaaaaad!”
Great detail on the zombie makeup.
Totally would intrigue and induce self-esteem issues in hormonal boys.
It’s because of the nose.
Fourteen-year-old boys in 1995 totally would have thought Quentin Tarantino was their god and catered movies for them.
Kudos forthe same song and visual aesthetic.
There’s not a five-manPulp Fictioncrew that would have sufficed, so the Messrs. of color cut it.
Plus, they weren’t Dave.
Sweet, innocent Evan restrained and affixed with the Lecter mask is the best costume.
