Louis hasnt had time to develop bona fide friendships since opening the restaurant.
Jessica is upset to learn that Toni is a woman.
Its normal to have friends of the opposite sex, she says.
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In fact, Marvin and I were friends for months before… we got to see this bitch.
Toni is Jessicas nightmare: Even if Black Velvet werent playing in the bar, Toni is still attractive.
Although Louis assures her that his connection with Toni is only pool-related, Jessica sets rules for the friendship.
They are so ridiculously oppressive that Louis ponders seeking another pool partner.
Jealousy popped up Eddie, too, when he learns that Nicole was dumped by Chris.
So he asks her on an ice cream date.
Dave raises concern with knowledge extracted fromMaury: Chicks cant have their men hanging out with single chicks.
The two actually bonded and exchange accessories to the boys utter confusion.
He didnt reciprocate the chillness when she reveals she was into Dave once upon a time.
Alison rightfully damns the act and the future ice cream meet-up with Nicole.
Black Velvet byAlannahMyles:The late 80s single scored the introduction of Toni.
It also scored dudes picking out leftovers with a toothpick and unscrunching a wedgie.
Counter to Honeys claim, neither act was made sexy by Myles cut.
The plan worked in theory, but not in practice.
Not everything can be as unwavering as Dexter Hollands voice is to Father Time.
(It hasnt changed ever.)
Louis and Tonis debate:Its the grand question of our time.
Since its aMaster of Puppetscassette, Ruxpin for sure.
Can you imagine the soft teddy bear destroying the awkward infant doll scored to Battery?
Mario VanPeebles:I wonder what performance elevated Van Peebles to such rarified air for Alison.
Did she sneak into aNew Jack Cityscreening when she was little?
Was she all aboutHighlander: The Final Dimension?
Jerky Boys CDs:A teenage boy owns prank call compilations.
Sadly, he stoops to an accented one-liner to dump Nicole.
Society can do better than this.
