But at least it comes with faux-wood paneling!
The two quickly discover a major secret.
Is it that Deidre is cheating, in trueMelrose Placefashion?
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So how does Emery keep everything in?
By releasing it actually.
Of course, getting a pool out of the deal is a happy bonus.
So why did Honey do it?
Jessica assures her that will never happen, and the HOA lets Deidre back into their group.
And to really give us the properMelrose Placetribute, Courtney Thorne-Smith makes a quick cameo.
Louis quickly sees just how valuable Emerys scream jars can be.
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