Eddie breaks the family toaster while conducting his grand breakfast experiment of a Pop-Tart/bagel breakfast sandwich.
“I’m so glad [Evan is] my name,” he says.
“It’s perfect for me.”
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The precocious young child doesn’t handle this news well, sending him into a deep identity crisis.
Being named after a nurse, though, shook Evan.
His parents' stories about picking their American names didn’t salve the panic attack.
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Jessica was determined to retain her Chinese name.
“You know I love country jam rock instrumentals,” she explained.
Louis' story was more out there.
Eddie exposes his lie about his pops being really into Lou Ferigno andThe Incredible Hulk.
The original Louis catches wind and wants to fight over the name.
You make your name."
Evan returns and decides on what name to use for his account, and all is well.
We don’t knowwhathe picked, given his sloppy scribble on a temporary check.
But Jessica doesn’t care.
“It’s the signature of a doctor,” she insists.
Library fraud:Grandma teases the way she picked her American name, Jenny, involved a crime.
Swindling a Washington D.C. library out of their collections of Garfield comics.
She really,really,reallyloves that stout tabby.
For one, he would intimidate every other opposing world leader given his size.
LikeShaq’s first appearance on the show, there’s another barb at TNT coworker Charles Barkley.
Hating on superheroes:Once upon a time, superheroes weren’t as beloved as they now are.
You said, ‘That’s not a superhero.
That’s a character flaw.'"
No one would dare criticize Mark Ruffalo’s interpretation so harshly now.
Topaz:Eddie’s preferred name in his alternate reality as a business baron.
He picked it because it was his birthstone.
Everyone rightfully derides him for wanting to be named after his birthstone.
(Random factoid: therealEddie Huang was born in March, making aquamarine his true gem.)
Busta Rhymes’ Adam Duritz hair:Busta’s first appearance in the series would have been great enough.
The fact that it was because Eddie was trying to recruit him for a moon concert made it better.
The result was an extraordinary monstrosity: Busta + The Duritz Do.
The only thing more jarring than this on-screen would be a musical collab.
