ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: You yourself have 770,000 followers on You Tube.

Is that how this all came about with you appearing on Acres + Avenues?

FLULA BORG:Well, first of all I love animals.

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I am obsessed with them and like making songs about them.

And so I jumped at the opportunity to high-five a few cows for letting me have their yogurt.

Now they know where all my sassiness comes from.

I see this scene where youre eating yogurt with about 50 cows all around you.

They were the chefs.

I was the taste-tester.

Cows are very unintimidating, arent they?

I hung out with adult cows and baby calves, and they were very sweet.

They were often licking my legs.

Im not sure why my legs look so delicious to cows, but they were very sweet and friendly.

I liked that very much.

It must have been much easier that this was a dairy farm instead of a beef factory.

Totally, I dont eat a lot of meat anyway.

Im from a city myself.

Because of the two Rs?

Double Rs, man.

But you once said that you could easily be confused for a German hobo.

I love to hike, but Ive never been to the place where this delicious milk is made.

I was thinking we should be many thousands of miles away from civilization.

Meanwhile, we werent even that far from Miami Beach.

These are normal humans living in normal towns and that was very crazy for me.

I like to realize that these things are not too far away.

What was it like bringing the dairy farmer to Miami Beach?

Oh,her name was Lindsey, she was great.

I taught her how to make very sassy techno songs.

Performing is a different animal.

But I think there are no wrong dance moves and no wrong beats.

We played Hide and Go Seek among the palm trees on the beach.

I was not very good at this game.

I was wearing tie-dye and dancing, so my hands were visible from behind the tree.

It was not a great strategy.

But about how the farm is run, were you impressed by the overall efficiency?

Im German so I really love hygiene and organization and sanitation and systems.

I felt very much at home.

Now what about yogurt?

You seem much more than a casual eater of it.

Well, snacks are very important.

You put some blueberries on that stuff and watch out.

Everybody, shut down the town.