A good party involves a church, drugs, and at least one death … right?

Nope, I think about death, drugs, and domestic violence.

But thats enough about me.

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Make their parties legit and make more money.

Of course, the whole living-with-Jared thing doesnt go over too well, but Carter remains unfazed.

Shes got a party to plan, and shes found the perfect venue: a church!

Because nothing says the perfect place for underage drinking like a church.

And nothing says safety like having a gun in your apartment, right?

Well, thats Jareds thinking, but Carter is not a fan.

(Remember that her last boyfriend accidentally shot and nearly killed Max.)

To be fair, its because shes having trouble getting a job and cant afford it.

Luckily, Carter the teenager!

To make matters worse, Jared brought his gun to the party for, you know, extra security.

(Because having a party in a church wasnt weird enough, he brought a gun.)

Seth

Oh, it gets better: Seth overdoses and dies at the party.

He then tells Carter that shes safe.

Ummm, youre the worst, dude.

Thats literally the least assuring thing coming from you.

Elsewhere, Max is also dealing with the cops.

But when Max watches his father take a sip of a beer, he loses it.

The Adult World

This week, Elizabeth is super, super, almost unbearably lonely and jealous.

And that, of course, makes Carter even angrier with her.

The moral of the story is that there is no trust between Elizabeth and Carter and that really sucks.

But at least Elizabeth has Grant.

Didnt she ask him to come home?)