Our stars have never been more accessible, but do we demand too high a price for our love?

Face licking, autographed babies, and locker room love stars share their most outrageous encounters, ahead.

Friggin' love it!'

Fandemonium!

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He was completely buck naked.

He had a towel he could have covered himself up but he was holding the towel in his hand.

I just kept my eyes at noon on the clock.

WILL FORTE (The Last Man on Earth)

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That was the weirdest situation, but it was still very nice to hear positive thoughts.

I would take naked praise over full-clothed disdain any day."

CHRIS COLFER (Glee)

“The tattoos are endless.

CHRIS COLFER (Glee)

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They’ve been of my face, a lot of quotes from my book….

But for the show, a lot of people have tattooed the word Klaine [on themselves].

I make a run at tell everyone, ‘You’re going to regret that when you’re 40.

JANE LYNCH (Glee)

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You’re not going to care about us.’

It was truly good art.

It was amazing, and it really satisfied me in terms of what I’m actually into.

JACK ANTONOFF (Fun., Bleachers)

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[Laughs] Then also, just the amount of work that went into it really touched me.”

And I did the dumbest thing.

I said, ‘I don’t know, who do you think I am?’

ANNA FARIS (Mom)

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And he said, ‘No, you’re not who I think you are.’

I said, ‘I don’t know, who do you think I am?’

Oh, so dumb, and the guy said, ‘Britney?’

MARGARET CHO (Fashion Police)

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I said, ‘No, I’m the girl fromScary Movie.’

And he… just walked away….

It was really nice.

MICHAEL KELLY (House of Cards)

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He had made two, one for him and one for me.

He just gave me mine and walked away.

It was really nice, but I think he just felt embarrassed by it.

GABOUREY SIDIBE (Empire)

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I still have the jacket and I love it."

Can you do one as [Doug] Stamper?'

And I just kind of go to them and do that weird stare.

TONY GOLDWYN (Scandal)

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I’m like, ‘Sure, yeah, if that’s what you want.’

[Laughs] I know it’s creepy, but I do it because it makes their day."

We kept screaming at them to drive safely, to, like, stop because it was really scary.

JAMES CORDEN (The Late Late Show With James Corden)

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Then at the light they got out and ran over to us to take a picture."

I said okay, and as someone was taking the picture, she tried to kiss me.

And I kind of turned my head like, Whoa.

JENNA USHKOWITZ (Glee)

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And she licked my neck instead of kissing meand I was like, double Whoa.

And then she took her camera and said thanks and walked away.

It was traumatizing!"

ROBIN WRIGHT (House of Cards)

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Bear in mind, the other boys in this play were predominantly beautiful hunks.

So of course I didn’t respond.

And of course I didn’t respond.

RUPAUL (RuPaul’s Drag Race)

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If you could do this ASAP.

And could you send me these photos back, just?'

So I just put his photos back in the stamped, addressed envelope.

MATTHEW RHYS (The Americans)

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I just sent them and only them back to him and have not heard from him since.

He didn’t write to any of the other boys.

I think he was a real chubby-chaser."

JAMIE LEE CURTIS (Scream Queens)

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And I was like, ‘Ugh, God, that might be a terrible wish.

Our contestants grew up watching the show.

These queens, their whole drag aesthetic comes from watching the show.

JEREMY PIVEN (Mr. Selfridge)

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So it was interesting to work with them.

They know what we’re going to do before we’re going to do it sort of.

I’m there to work.

When the camera’s not rolling, I’m not with them at all.

We like to keep it that way so I can put my foot down when I need to.

And I do."

And I was so stunned by the question!

I tried to fathom an answer, and I was like, ‘I…

I’m not sure?’

And, like, sort of almost apologizing that my head was so clearly disturbing to her.

I scuttled off shortly after that.

I wasn’t sticking around for any more questions."

And he went, ‘Well, I went as you, I went as Dean Munsch for Halloween.

And then he showed me a picture.

That doesn’t happen to me every day."

And I said, ‘Oh, thank you so much.’

So David Beckham’s mother really wanted a picture with Mr. Selfridge.

It was very sweet."