Thats what I love about this program, because tonight we are going to do all three.

Okay, I get it.

I get some tension in the room.

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Lets just address it.

Why the hell did they get me to host this thing?

he asked as some audience members chuckled.

No, Im serious.

Biggest night in sports?

They couldnt go out and get Kevin Hart, Matt Damon, Kristaps Porzingis?

He was my No.

1 by the way.

But he justified the hosting pick by comparing modern-day sports to the WWE.

For example, Cleveland won something, he said, referring to NBA champs the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Theres no way that wasnt scripted.