Thats rough stuff, Colbert joked.

But thats what Trump gets for sleeping with Pena Nietos lover while he was in a coma.

Trump looked almost president… Colbert said, before choking back the word presidential with a faux gag.

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There he was, there was a podium and another president, Colbert added.

You could really imagine him doing that again, but with the training wheels off.

The big boy pants, the launch codes.

I have many friends, so many friends, so many friends coming to Mexico and in Mexico.

Im proud to say how many people I employ, Trump said.

The United States first, second, and third generation Mexicans are beyond reproach.

Yes, Trump is a big fan of second and third generation Americans, Colbert said.

Or as theyre known in America, Americans.

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