Thats rough stuff, Colbert joked.
But thats what Trump gets for sleeping with Pena Nietos lover while he was in a coma.
Trump looked almost president… Colbert said, before choking back the word presidential with a faux gag.

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There he was, there was a podium and another president, Colbert added.
You could really imagine him doing that again, but with the training wheels off.
The big boy pants, the launch codes.
I have many friends, so many friends, so many friends coming to Mexico and in Mexico.
Im proud to say how many people I employ, Trump said.
The United States first, second, and third generation Mexicans are beyond reproach.
Yes, Trump is a big fan of second and third generation Americans, Colbert said.
Or as theyre known in America, Americans.
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