A freak lightning bolt claims the second dead camp counselor.

Rude: A backstory episode about a character named Cricket that does not explain why her nickname is Cricket.

Two crimes, unbalanced in magnitude, but equal in impropriety.

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In her dream, one of the masked men grabs her and puts a knife to her throat.

Curiously, the boots she was wearing in it have now gone missing.

So, Alex romance over.

Thats where she first started self-slut-shaming, despite Blairs discouragement otherwise.

Shes crestfallen at her mothers advice that women like us sometimes have to settle.

And even sadder, shes not talking about Catan.

Its a delightful day!

Shes newly motivated and, hey, she looks great!

Nothing can go wrong!

Okay, so, no, not really a happy ending, actually.

Hes unnerved by Debs silence, and hes disturbed by Antons ominous warning that someone will soon die.

Is the sheriff in on the spookiness at Camp Stillwater?

Or is he just truly, dumbly dubious?

A deer carcass is, expectedly, also involved.

What does a cult from 1871 have anything to do with that lake?

Conveniently, theres an upswing of that exact bang out of behavior back at camp.

(Related: Deb also has a wooden deer mask.

Because of course she does.)

(My favorite camp song!)

We found her, they say to the spirits.

Now, take her.

Her blood will bring yours.

So, is Amy actually dead?

Why is Blotters severed hand in the lake?

Does he own multiple baby bottles?

Will Jess ever really win Garretts approval beyond latent interest?

And are you remotely emotionally invested yet in Drew and Blairs sparsely developed romantic arc?