He is actually an evil wizard in good wizard disguise, Soule says.

Theres hogtaurs, theres spells…

Wait, back up.

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What the Dickens is ahogtaur?

Its like a centaur, except the horse part is a big, burly hog, Soule says.

I think were ready as a people.

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The pair also believe were ready for a modern-looking wizard.

Wizord really loves our modern world and absorbs our culture and our fashion, says Browne.

It all looks really eccentric because he has a giant white wizard beard the whole time.

I thought maybe some of Charles fans would start reading my book, says Browne.

But what happened was my cult-ish fans all started bothering Charles, which is really funny to me.

I have become a character in Ryans extremely bizarreGod Hates Astronautsuniverse, says Soule.

Which is just something Ive learned to accept.

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