Spoiler: He made good on one of the promises.
Grab a glass of cranberry juice and lets find out.
After three days spent holed up in a sex cocoon, Rebecca is starting to feel things.
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Thingsotherthan tingles in her lady parts.
It seems the distinction of being the best pie baker in West Covina has eluded Paula in years past.
Shes still bummed about the Rebecca and Josh love story being in peril.
And by bummed I mean unnaturally destroyed and dispirited.
It reminds me a little of my mood when Brenda and Dylan broke up.IN 1991.
Shes crazy to know who Rebeccas sleeping with, as long as its not Greg.
Rebeccas annoyed, but thats not the only thing shes feeling.
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My sweet love injection caused a urinary tract infection!
If it hurts to take a leak, well, thats just part of my technique.
Meanwhile, Hector and Heather are giving Greg and Rebecca very different advice.
He even convinces Greg to play the field.
Seriously, whats her deal?
And what happened to her husband?
Plot hole, or are we to assume the poor guy gave up?
Rebecca isnt giving up, even with that nasty UTI.
But then Im upside down next to my kitchen sink and suddenly its like Oh My God I think…
But Greg is still playing games and refuses to let Rebecca see that OMG he likes her too!
But when Rebecca finds out he has a date shes like, Me too!
It seems theyve been ruined emotionally after all.
Thanks a lot, GREG.
Suddenly, Rebecca collapses.
Did anyone really think he wouldnt?
Paula:Whats wrong with my cookie?
Doctor:I dont know whats wrong with your cookie, but hers is a mess!
Telling them that Rebeccas UTI advanced to her kidneys because (PSA alert!)
Trust me, they will anyway.
