but TBH, Paula is reluctant to mess with the mediocrity of their marriage.
Trust me, this will become an important piece of knowledge later.
I (heart emoji) so much and I think he (heart emoji) me now too.

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I think you all know this cant end well, dont you?
Spoiler alert: It doesnt.
(What if we spinned it as a JOKE?
HAHAHA, its OPPOSITE DAY!
the judge yelps.)
Yeah, things are about to reach epic levels of craziness.
door was unlocked, which isnt unusual because he apparently does it all the time).
Surprisingly (or not), Josh buys it.
He even hugs her and tells her she looks like a tiny, scared little bird.
Rebecca eats it up, until he mentions going back to her place with her to fix the window.
Tiny, scared bird becomes deer in headlights.
Someone else whos not asking questions (because hes not allowed)?
Everyone knows bad boys are sexy.
You know, the one everyone knows and can sing along to.
Theres no other way to describe it.
(Well, except troubling, eye opening, and heartbreaking.)
Anyone else want to give her a hug?
Oh, Greg does.
Because as we know, Greg cant quit Rebecca.
So he walks out.
For the like 10th time.
Dont worry, Im betting therell be an 11th.
Also there with a hug?
Paula, of course.
The next day Rebecca is still so upset and depressed she cant even tell her bestie about it.
But Paula doesnt need her to.
Just like I said, solid as a rock.
Other bits of craziness:
Songs from this episode:
Textmergency
Where is the Rock?