Rebecca started off strong, though, didnt she?
She even wants to reach out to Valencia!
She hates your guts, Josh reminds her, but Rebecca doesnt care.
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Getting the reprieve, however, is the creepy Channie-Bear.
She wont support Rebeccas abrupt detox, especially when the game has just begun.
You have antibodies to his saliva!
Sounds like someone needs a hug from Channie-Bear.
Later, Greg is study drinking at a local bar when Rebecca walks in.
Okay, fine, he doesnt, but he shouldve.
Sorry, Greg, but it appears youre one of them.
Dont feel too sorry for him, though, because he doesnt care.
(BTW, I Googled it, because he told me to, and its actually Vanderbilt.
But whoop-de-frickin-do, he raps.
He could do lots of things … if he wanted to, which he doesnt.
Meanwhile, the new-and-improved Rebecca is being tested.
When Rebecca hesitates (stay strong, 2.0!
(Fingers crossed theres some bad meat and a battle over a toilet coming up.)
Cut to the next day.
Jayma summons her bridesmaids to show off her wedding dress and to drink copious amounts of celebratory champagne.
(Note to self: Ask sister-in-law if shes hiding my missing stapler.)
Despite enjoying the veryFriends-esque feel of this scene, I feel a disaster coming on.
NEXT: Greg realizes hes pathetic
As expected (by Valencia), Valencia looks gorgeous in Jaymas dress.
Naturally, she asks Rebecca to take a picture of her on her phone.
Huge Fro Guy knows he doesnt have a shot.
Greg understands HFGs pain.
Read it again, itll make sense.
It really is that simple, folks.
Feelings hurt, Rebecca goes home to drink alone.
Hes furious at her for the whole Valencia-photogate disaster.
Did you get that?
REBECCA THROWS JOSH OUT.
After throwing Channie-Bear in the trash (SYMBOLISM!
(Insert me shaking my head here.)
And justlikethat, the original versions of Rebecca and Greg reappear, sort of.
Greg:If this is going to happen theres something you should probably know.
This isnt going to be like a roll in the hay and then you go home.
Is that what you want?
Rebecca:When do we start?
