Who needs Josh when you could have Josh’s hot girlfriend?
Tonights episode is all about friendship primarily, lady friendships.
Which, at least half of you know, can be complicated to say the least.
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This was a great reality check until 30 seconds later, when Josh Chan texted her.
[Smiley face.])
(Hats are the new tattoos!
Who else is at the grocery store?
Precious bartender Greg, who still seems interested in Ms. Everyone is either awful or disappointed.
Because lies, you know.
Afterward, though, Rebeccas brain switches into manipulation gear.
Like stop being so nice, you are so pretty.
This is upsetting to Paula because, well, shes lonely.
And sad, I suspect.
And shes really eager to become friends with Rebecca in an almost motherly way, which is lovely.
(My kids are not daughters, theyre terrible.
Ill tell you about it later, or now?)
But Rebeccas obsession with Valencia, it is bumming Paula out, hard.
Initially, sure, shes what you would expect from a California yoga teacher.
Rebecca genuinely likes her, and offers to help her secure her own space for a yoga studio.
Josh Chan, of course,hatesthat this friendship is happening.
Valencias cold; she cant make friends!
NEXT: Valencia warms up, and makes friends!
(Hopefully jail, she says.)
(Theres a lot of Cady Heron/Regina George happening in this scene, and its amazing.)
Cue our second musical moment of the night, which may have topped the yoga-Bollywood brilliance.
But you get to know her, and, well, shes kind of great, right?
And its SO CONFUSING.
She hasnt even truly thanked her for the Statue of Liberty key chain Paula gave Rebecca!
And then, Josh Chan shows up at Rebeccas work.
Why do you do this to people who are clearly into you?
Because why would she be into Josh when precious bartender Greg is around?
But Josh apologizes for asking Rebecca to lie to Valencia and asks her to dinner.
So whats the catch?
Sounds about as likely as Paula getting into Spiders.
