Rebecca tries so hard to be good, but she’s super bad at it.
Oh, sorry, I only have twenties.
I got them from working!
Credit: Greg Gayne/The CW
So yeah, maybe not a good person?
This girl will not quit.
Whos also at the park?
Who has Rebecca not seen since she slept with another guy in the middle of their first date?
Whos mad about it?
And angry Greg is fun.
He knows Rebecca can be a terrible person, and hes not afraid to tell her so.
Josh, stop hanging out with other girls when you know it upsets your GF.
Both of you, terrible!
Because throwing money at a problem is the only solution she can think of.
Remember how, as early as episode 1, Rebecca refused Darryls request to represent him in divorce court?
Well, no more!
And Paula is quickly drunk with power.
This episode shows Rebecca at her worst, really.
She drags Darryl to Home Base to work on his case solely so Greg can see her being helpful.
The priest follows this instruction with a beautiful basket and shouts, Nothing but net and Christ!
And it is easily the best quote of the evening.
NEXT: Sexy mannequins and pop-star snails.
Rebecca meets Darryls daughter, Madison, who adores her father and has pet snails named after pop stars.
(Iggy A-snail-ea, as an example.)
She still doesnt give a crap about helping Madison.
Its all about Greg.
But Greg, a complete voice of reason, is unimpressed that she got custody for Darryl.
He cared about Rebecca, and he feels harmed by how she treated him.
Even Madison, who is maybe 9 years old, can see that shes bananas.
They care about what you think, how you feel about them, and how you treat them.
Its not as black-and-white as God, apparently.
Rebecca learns this from an unexpected source: Madisons adulteress mother.
Rebecca is actually helping now and actually not being terrible.
Her motivations are finally pure and about finding the best solution for Madison and nothing more.
Obviously, Greg witnesses this happy and kind exchange because this show is super tidy.
Not to me definitely not to me but to other people that arent me.
Aw, these two will make it sooner or later.
(like be sooner.)
Guess which part of that sentence Rebecca doesnt hear?
