Sometimes Dr. Phil really does have the answers.
But dont worry that doesnt mean shes not a disaster this episode.
They even broke out the binoculars.

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Solid relationship, guys.
(Although its unclear what that actually means or how competitive law firms are in West Covina.)
Shes having a meltdown when a Dr. Phil ad helps her realize shes having a panic attack.
But theres no time for anxiety the client has arrived!
I suspect we (or maybe just Paula) will see more of Calvin later.
Rebecca, meanwhile, is a mess and a half in this pitch meeting.
(What year is it that theres this much Dr. Phil online and on TV?)
She wakes up from the music video and is straight up hallucinating Dr. Phil in her living room.
But lets face it, you do have a very active imagination.
One minute, youre walking down the street, the next minute, youre in a big musical.
Thank you for addressing how ridiculous this show is, Dr. Phil.
Imaginary Dr. Phil throws out another zinger: Do I really need to tell you?
Dont take a pill you found on the bathroom floor next to the toilet.
Josh could find you if he wanted.
You have been rejected.
NEXT: When dining tables ruin lives
Josh, however, certainly needs a hug.
No way in hell shes going to like any of the furniture Josh picked out and cobbled together.
We were friends with you before you even met this table.
Echoes White Josh: The truth is, none of us really even like the current table.
I hate this table, says Greg.
And youre going to ruin your life if you stick with this table.
She may be high on pills and weed and full of burrito, but Rebecca is right.
Paulas near-mistake has made Rebecca realize that its okay to feel whether happy or sad.
Theyre both crying, and Calvin joins them he misses his dead wife!
All in all, a very sad day but a good one for West Covinas now-leading law firm!
At least Joshs spirits have improved they finished the table!
Its actually really lovely, and he worked so hard on it!
Its not exactly what I would have picked out.
Ugh, you evil, evil woman.
She actually asks him to take it apart and return it.
But hopefully shes come to accept the reality of her rejection.
Josh asks her one very important question: Is this a nice table?
And Rebecca tells him its the perfect table.
And at that moment, Dr. Phil appears but IRL Dr. Phil, not a figment of Rebeccas imagination.