Okay, Ill tell you: Every single slightly maladjusted person in the world.
So basically,everyone.
Basically anything that might not remind them of, well, themselves.

Credit: Dale Robinette
Laura (the lovely Tara Lynn Barr) and Valerie (um, me?)
court a new homeschool/co-op program.
Perhaps they will discover a new tribe they can call all their own.
Sounds nice, right?
Who doesnt like new things?
Just look at his retro-designed bachelor home.
Alex (the delightful Tommy Dewey) prefers his environment to be comfortably familiar.
Comfortable even in the dysfunction.
Take his company, Snooger, for example.
Change is not his trusted friend.
(Blame the parents for that.)
hes growing, and nothing stays the same.
And that includes Alex.
Val, like Laura, is similarly looking for her new tribe.
Adults who have their sh-t together (at least more so than Val) have never been so appealing.
We have a friend crush, folks!
-The more Alex is resistant to bringing on an investor, the harder this investor dances for him.
-Valerie behaves like an obsessed teenager in the wake of Jennifers apathy.
Meanwhile, the co-op group shes repelled by, attempts to suffocate her in a welcome-wagon hellfire.
-Even the mystery woman throwing herself at Alex gets brushed aside.
Luckily our characters are not stuck in a revolving door of regression, frozen in their pathology.
Because of this, they are all rewarded in their small quiet ways.
Except Alex, whose reward is waiting for him in his bedroom.
A not so quiet reward…