Democracys a snoozefest, you gotta zazz it up.
Ive got glitz and glamour coming out of my razzmatazz-hole, Cartoon Trump said.
First, I gold-plate the entire city of Cleveland, including the people.
Credit: CBS
Then I ride in on a chariot pulled by showgirls dressed as Lady Liberty.
And unlike the real statue, these girls are 10s!
… Then I take my throne and announce my vice president, Optimus Prime.
Together we will transform America to be great again, roll credits.
Colbert asked Cartoon Trump about bribing delegates, and admitted he was sorry he isnt one.
Cartoon Trump then wondered why he was even on the show.
After all, hes constantly on TV, even Animal Planet.
Im the new host ofMeerkat Manor, Cartoon Trump announced proudly.
Im hosting the meerkats, theyre living in my hair.
Watch the clip below.
