So, yes, s just got a little more real for Jamy (Ake?
Hey, hey, hey, you cant call a kid stupid.
What if hes really stupid?
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Terry to Rosa
8.
Thats why HR Jim keeps high-fiving me.
(Yet another good Jake Thats what/why joke, joining such hits as Thats what globes are for.
Thats why people throw away garbage. )
The cupcake was Gertie.
Your butt was Charles car.
The chair was the parking space.
Your office was the garage.
And I was the brilliant Gina Linetti in both scenarios.
Gina, over explaining her analogy to Holt
6.
Oh, I hear what youre saying… mattress trampoline!
Wait, no, you were taking about sex.
Jake to Amy, after she nudge-nudge-wink-winkingly tells him that theyll have to break in his new mattress
5.
I just got Gertie back from the garage.
She looks as good as new.
Better even, because after 12 years they finally got the Annie Lennox cassette out of the tape player.
Holt to Charles about his car that he scratched
4.
Okay, I know youre mad but before you say anything: Yes, we screwed up.
And yes, you warned us.
Jake to Holt
3.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,me and Devin?
Did you mean..Devin and I?
I corrected your grammar!
Are you so proud of me?
Are you super horny?
Jake to Amy
2.
Youre going to pay for what youve done.
And it wont be cheap.
Theyll have to custom mix the color… because they no longer make raspberry sherbet.
Holt, menacingly to Charles after he scratches Gertie
1.
Oh, I hate people who drive sports cars!
Youre not Gloria Estefan and this isnt Miami!
